The Flying Dutchman

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About: I am <b>NOT</b> a moron
well i might be but SHUT UP


Member Since: 04/28/16

Votes Received: 747

Average Level Score: 93.13%

Welcome to my potato!

In the 42th dimension, reality, timeline? whatever idk.

Always watching...

           Afbeeldingsresultaat voor dont make lemonade

 TCEM for president!

it's realistic because Trump got elected too, and with net neutrality being threatend, soon, only the intellectuals on the internet will remain, choosing me as their true leader, just wait.

Upcoming levels:

Frostbite: might be a christmas special or so, idk yet... still figuring out how to make things "unique" as some would call it.

Bubblegumz: canceled due to me not being satisfied with leveldesign and the looks being hard to correctly pull off.

Dr Popper's chocolate factory: Because i can, will be in that chocolate hack thingy, concept is as straight forward as its name.

Not yet left forgotten: this is a special one i wont tell anythin 'bout yet

Note that these levels might not ever come out and the order is based on their priority.


 Level list

 Collection list, knock yourselves out

 Drama button

Fish games


I eat F/F's for breakfast.

If you added me as a friend and think it's nesecary for your friends counter to increase by 1, just ask me to make a blood pact of friend for friend, as you don't get notifications about who are your slaves when they add you when your settings are on 'only replies to spam and important stuffz'. so ye, idk. suck fish today?


A proud and experienced member of le shitposting klan, all members:




The Flying Dutchman (ye ik its me)

Dutchbag science rip off products:

Any purchases will arrive at your house within 30000 weeks, note that all equipment is highly priced from 1 million dollars up to way too overpriced!

A aA A Aaa a AA aa

 When i become famous i won't have mercy btw, your profiles will still be spammed under with dumb facts and fake ads for my great marketing of product which will exist in 560 years.

Brendan is 100% sure playing hard to get, nohomo.

Level Architect

Publish a certain amount of levels


Reward: 5XP

Level Critic

Rate a certain amount of levels


Reward: 10XP

On Fire

Get a certain number of rates on a level


Reward: 50XP

Loyal Member

Be a member for a certain number of days. Login required to activate new achievement.



True Photographer

Add unique images to other users' levels (must be relatively new levels).


Reward: 5XP

Serious Competitor

Get a certain number of contest points.


Reward: 5XP

Shiny Diancie

What's hentai? I'm gonna look it up.

03/17/18 at 2:34 PM

The Flying Dutchman

@Shiny Diancie bad boii.

03/17/18 at 2:35 PM

Shiny Diancie

@The Flying Dutchman fast boi you are

03/17/18 at 2:35 PM

Shiny Diancie

@The Flying Dutchman A real man has over 10 waifus. I am a real man

03/17/18 at 2:36 PM


You should ask Brendan to change your name into "The Inactive Dutchmen"

03/16/18 at 11:04 AM

The Flying Dutchman

@creator 1. dutchman*
2. im still online everyday, but only like 10 mins or so without shitposting/being on discord

03/17/18 at 2:29 PM


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For a Small fee you get:
-2X XP multiplier (even the ones you already have)
-Invasive Rating does not apply to you
-Moderator powers
-Can Delete rates on their own levels
-DX Moderator status
-Able to force profile Music
-No HTML restrictions
-Can put any code you want
-WAY more lenient rules
-No one can ban you

Only $19.99/year non-refundable whatsoever. If banned, you get unbanned :DDDDDDDDDDD

If pouetpu owned the site...

03/13/18 at 11:17 PM

The Flying Dutchman

@TheTroll73 pouetpu would be too lazy to implement that, would more be sth for brendan himself to do

03/17/18 at 2:30 PM


@The Flying Dutchman Buy it to troll other users lel
I doubt the whole website may die with this idea...

03/17/18 at 10:13 PM


Last call for entries for the third annual LP contest! If you have not yet entered the contest and would like to do so, time is almost up! It is closing on Thursday, March 1st @ 11:59 PM (EST), but you can still enter here:

03/10/18 at 9:42 AM

The Flying Dutchman

@TheTroll73 ty for the heads up

03/11/18 at 9:22 AM


@The Flying Dutchman np, that's why moderator troll is here :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (not a real mod)

03/11/18 at 10:08 AM

The Flying Dutchman

@TheTroll73 yes, you real mod

03/12/18 at 12:39 PM

Mario Blight

Last call for entries for the third annual LP contest! If you have not yet entered the contest and would like to do so, time is almost up! It is closing on Thursday, March 1st @ 11:59 PM (EST), but you can still enter here:

02/27/18 at 9:59 PM

The Flying Dutchman

@Mario Blight ayayayaay ayyayayayayayyay ay yayayayayy yay a

free notifications for all!!!

03/01/18 at 1:27 PM


@The Flying Dutchman :^) MB enjoyed the free notification

03/01/18 at 9:32 PM